Sierra's Diary:
2Months and 2 Days:
This day started off pretty good, Mommy stayed home from "work" but actually "worked" from home. That means I had Daddy and Mommy at the same time! We get dressed and Daddy puts me in the restraining handled car riding device, I call it napping jail. We head out and go to the doctor. The Prince of Hog Jowl says he forgot the diaper bag, Oh what fun I had with that! Felt bad for Mommy, she had to ask the nurse for a diaper and wipes, but it got Daddy a good one! The Doc looks me over and said there was a lot of good parenting going on here! Good job Mommy! Way to be competent Pork knuckle!
Ok, this is where things went down hill! Nurse @#$%$#@^&%$#@&*! Ratchet comes in the room! She comes at me with these broadswords and starts stabbing me in my legs! I was being held down and nothing I could do! Nothing, Nada! After all of this, all I get is 2 bandaids and being held by Mommy (ok, being held by Mommy was awesome). Wait till I see that nurse again! Projectile puking as an olympic sport will be in effect!
Sierra "Don't Stab My Pretty Thighs" LaRue
Sierra's Diary:
10 weeks and 6 days:
Sorry it has been a while since I have posted. I have been a busy little girl. Having taken on the day time job of being the chubanators personal trainer, and trust me that is a full time job, I am also helping Mommy try to keep this house clean and the laundry done. What would have these two done with out me? On top of all that I have been a party going little thing! 2 Baby showers in 2 weeks! I have felt like a cupcake at a weight watcher's convention! Being stared at passed around and all the saliva from the kisses! OMGoodness! But you know a pretty thing like myself had to be styling and profiling! Pics to follow! Well I think it is time for Prince pork knuckle to fetch me a bottle and do another mile on the bike!
Sierra "Move it Fat boy" LaRue!
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