Oh My Goodness, what a day we had! First of all we slept late. Even though my 3 month birthday was the day before, and I think this Chubo is trying to steal my spotlight, I cut him a little slack! When we finally get up and get going it was a whorl wind adventure! Captain Carnitas dressed me in a really pretty dress (I think the pretty one put it out for him!). He loads me up and we go to a place called Larry's Pizza. Not much here for me except for a couple of nice ladies that I had to make smile and of course, mommy! The prince of the pork chop showed his usual eating habits. His hands were moving like a cook's at closing time! It was all a blur of pizza and desserts disappearing down his hole! I got tired of all of this and had to let everyone know that it was time to leave this place!
We now go to mommy's work. I seem to be pretty popular here. All the ladies running up and passing me around like I am some sort of magazine or something! Being ogled like I am some kind of meat! I have a brain here, not just a pretty face! While this was going on mommy thought it was a good time to go to the potty. WRONG! I let her know I was not pleased with her absence! Actually, I let everyone on that floor know I was not happy! To be honest here, the one thing you would think the Fat Boy would remember, my food, was not brought and I was getting hungry! I made the rounds like a good, but fussy, princess. Got to see Grandma Daryl, I really like her! She knows how to pat and bounce right!
At this point me and Daddy head back to the house. I get the food my wasting body needed. Then Daddy puts me in a contraption that makes noise, has flashing lights and swings me back and forth. I am still trying to figure out how I feel about this thing. It is nice and fascinating and holds my amusement for some time, but after a while I think it just gets old. So at this point in matters, I let the Baconator know just how I felt about that! He didn't respond fast enough for my liking, so I show my displeasure! We won't get into the actual substance, let's just say it took that fumbling brute a little time to do the cleansing. Bootie Duty to the extreme!
Now we are getting ready to go out to the "Faded Rose" for Daddy's Birthday dinner! He dresses me and when we are ready to go mommy shows up and gets ready to leave. We load up in the car and head that way. Get down there and there is a wait to be seated. Now answer me this, if you work at a place, would you know when it gets busy or not? Obviously Pork Knuckle can't figure this out! He wants crawfish on his birthday! He knows it gets busy! Figure it out Fat Boy! So he stands there with a beer in one hand and the handle of the napping jail in the other while lots of people come by and stick their faces in on me and talking at me like I am in need of language lessons. I understand, I just need a little more time to be able to form words. Give me time people, I will be giving you a piece of my mind! Mom gets us a booth to eat in, bad idea, has she not seen her husband? So the nice people at the door (my uncle Kdaddy!) get Biscuit Boy a table so it can feed! As this Frenzy continues shots of tequila start showing up to the table, more beers, more tequilas! All for that thing I call daddy! He did pretty good though, He talked with someone that mommy called my "Uncle Joel". Not sure about that though, he has a really good tan and both mommy and daddy glow in the dark they are so white. No night light needed here! I liked my new uncle he held me and I did my thing and made him smile!
So we go back to the house so mommy can put the Bacon Breather to bed after a quick TV show, and the focus can now come back to where it should be! ME! Well that is about all I got for this one!
Sierra "stop buying him shots" LaRue
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