My Uncle Wesley, this guy looks and smells a lot like Captain Carnitas, takes a try of red meat and puts it on what he was calling the grill. He kept saying something about having to burn 2 of them. Auntie Gwen was one of the ones who liked it burnt, but then again she like ketchup and BBQ sauce on it too, but she says she likes it the way she likes it! When Uncle took the meat off the grill, I decided it was time for someone to pay attention to me! He told Daddy to go ahead and eat and he would hold me. Dude, this guy is good, got me to burp and I went out like a teenager without permission!! Then they thought it would be a good idea to hand me off. Big, Big mistake! Try laying me down and going for seconds my freshly cleaned bootie! Made that Chubanator hold me till we both fell asleep in that glider!
At this point the Pretty One decided we need to head back to the house. I got my rest at the cookout and the ride back to the house! When Daddy took me to bed and tried to feed me and get me to sleep, I had to educate that man! Up all night, sleep all day! I think there might be a song about that, but I am still kind of young, I will research it. Ok, I got to run and make this knuckle dragger fetch me a bottle of something, it is pretty cool seeing him run around.
Love You Guys!
Sierra "Poop Kicker" LaRue
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