The Butcher of Little Rock!

The offending tool!

   I never thought I would be writing this today! There I was, sleeping in my lovely rocker, when I was brutally attacked by the Pretty One! Fat Boy I might have expected this from, but the Pretty One! Never! Blood gushing out of my finger like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral! Who would of thought this? The one that holds me so well and all. Yes she said she was sorry and told me how bad she felt, but d#$*!
   Once I can forgive, but when she came at me 2 nights later, in my sleep I might add, and did the same thing, No way! Listen here woman, I am sleeping with one eye open for you and your implement of torture and pain! Yes every other thing you do is loving and makes me feel awesome, but this whole being woke up to the finger nail torture just isn't working out for me!
   Heck, I can't stay mad at this woman who bathes me, feeds me, and loves me every moment we are together! Heck, Pork Knuckle keeps putting me to sleep in the bouncy chair so he can do other things around here. He calls it working out, but I haven't seen any workout yet! Of course I am usually asleep when this thing is going on I guess.

The look on my face when Pork Chop talks about his working out!

   So as you can tell, it has been an eventful week around here. Hope everyone out there is safe and happy. If so, trying to help someone who isn't, it could mean the difference of their whole life. You can help the Arkansas tornado victims at http://www.redcross.org

Love Ya'll!
Sierra "manicure" LaRue