Ok, ok! Who got this guy white clothes for me and markers for him to play with? Really? How is a baby supposed to keep any self-respect when she is being dressed by this giggling pile of pork fat? I am at his mercy right now. He better watch his back when I start making my own choices on my clothing! Can't really give him too much crap. He does sit there and talk to me the whole time and ask me what I want them to say. I just look at him with pity and smile. He can be cute when he wants to.
Yesterday he makes a shirt for himself and for me. He then thinks it is a good idea to put it out on the internet! What was Hog Jowl thinking? I have over come these pictures of me out there roaming around who knows where and being that things daughter! Wow! He must think that I am the strongest little girl in the world! Writing all this stuff on my clothes and to top it all off, he takes me out in public! Starts showing off his "art work"! Stop it! Until you can write a full sentence Pork Chop, stop writing on my clothes!
Now I have to tell you about something about Captain Carnitas that I like! When we get up in the morning. He picks me up and pats my back firmly and carries me into the area for bootie duty! He takes my PJ's off. Then come the fun part! He will get a pair of socks out of my wardrobe and start singing to me and tickling me! He is just rubbing me with a pair of socks and going " It is tummy tickle time!" over and over! I really like this! I giggle and kick the whole time! Until I decide it is time for a new diaper and to put my pretty clothes on! You know a baby is hungry when she gets up! Tickling my tummy can only last for so long! I have said it once and I will say it again! That Fat Ba#@$*d can mix a really good bottle! He might want to think about a career in the food service industry!
Last night when I was at Pork Drippings "work" as always the Pretty One comes and picks me up! For some reason, she thinks this whole marker to my clothes thing is funny too! She hangs out and is just lifting my shirt up so everyone can see what he has done to me! We have to talk lady! I thought we were in this together! After a while, we head out to go to the house, and we stop at what she was calling the grocery store. We had to pick up some stuff for what, to my surprise, is my mommies Birthday! Well this seems to be an active month for birthdays. I wonder what happened in June nine months before? Got home and the Pretty One got me ready for bed and I started my feeding frenzy that I like to do at this time of night! Well that is all I have for this one!
Have a great one!
Sierra "I will get you Fat Boy" LaRue!
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