My Eyes! My Eyes!

Don't let the outfit fool you, I have seen him eat bacon!

   OMGoodness! I woke up today and what did I see! A big fat booty jiggling at me! There I was napping in my bouncy chair all happy and dreaming about bunnies and duckies, and i opened my eyes and BAM! Who in all that is holy and good in this world let Captain Carnitas on the freakin treadmill?!?!? Not only was he on the treadmill, it was running and so was he. Got to throw some props out to Pro Form fitness products! That thing is still working! Wow! I have seen less sweat coming off a Jenny Craig at an all you can eat buffet! I have never seen something that has left me without anything to say…until now! I could not cry, could not yell, even a whimper was lost on me this day!
   I have one question for the Prince of Pork Chops. What in the hades makes you think I wanted to wake up to all of that and NO SHIRT ON IT! Answer me! You better start saving for therapy Fat Boy! I am going to need it!
   Ok, I will get off his back.(It is probably sweaty anyway.) I will give him a shout out, He is at least doing something. He has gotten up from in front of that computer and started doing something. Lifting weights and hitting that treadmill. Come to think about it, it has been a little bit since he has had a piece of bacon. I keep hearing him talk about cooking low fat, and something about low sodium. Not sure what he means by all of this, but he is doing it!
   Now people we know about all the horrible storms that came through this part of our world the other day. A lot of pets need help because they have been separated form their owners. If you would like to help, please go to http://www.gofundme.com/8rqsm8 to help out the animal shelters.
Sierra "I need eye bleach" LaRue

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