What is happening?

Sierra's Diary:
12 weeks 2 days:
   I am not sure about what is happening to me. I am cranky all the time. I just want to fussy, and Oh My Lord! My thighs are huge! How is a baby supposed to fit in her pretty clothes with thighs like these! I keep hearing Mommy and the Prince of Pork Chops (Daddy) talking about I might be about to have a "growth spurt" whatever that is. All I know is that if I am to be out representing this household, I need to look my best! Somebody has to make up for that knuckle dragging freak show I have for a dad!
Someone needs to start monitoring my intake a little better or at the very least, whip out the excersaucer a little more often! We can't have this!
   On a lighter note, me and the pretty one (Mommy) have been watching TV, I like to sit up and face the TV while Mommy holds and bounces me! There are all kinds of lights and sounds. These people here have started to do something they call "reading" to me. It is interesting and I am thinking I know what they are getting at. I like the pictures and to grab the pages as they are being turned. It kind of slows down the reading process, but I like it!Well, that is about what I have for the day.
Throw it up for a baby!
Sierra "Thigh Master" LaRue