6 weeks and 6 days:
What in the all that is holy is going on here??!!!??? I wake up this morning and mommy is no where to be found! I am left here with the Bacon Breather, and no pretty one around! I am left and HE has to feed me! He has to change me! If I didn't like this guy, I would reach up and baby slap this dude! He is good at it, but he is no mommy. Good thing mommy got home early, she said something about "working" half days this week. Could you give a baby a heads up around here? Good grief!
Sierra "Call Me Shocked" LaRue — with Lee Meadows LaRue at Casa De Sierra LeeSierra's Diary:
7 weeks and 3 days:
These people are losing their minds over what they are calling the "Superbowl"! There so much food being cook! Captain Pork Product, I am sorry, Daddy is "smoking" a turkey, still trying to figure out how he keeps that big ol' thang lit. Mommy is cooking dressing, sweet potato casserole, green beans and mashed potatoes. These people just need to make a bottle and settle down! There is a freakin diaper that needs changing over here! I did hear that the commercials for this "Superbowl" are pretty good, we will see!
Sierra "I am not impressed" Sierra's Diary:
8 Weeks:
Hey! Can I get a What What! Throw those duce's up for the "Bit"!
8 weeks with these people and still kicking like a chicken!
You know a baby got to be good for that! Still having a really good time with Mommy "the pretty one". Still training the fat, pork smelling knuckle dragger "daddy". He is coming along ok though! We spend almost everyday together, and he is actually getting really fast at changing my diaper! He is actually starting to feed me on time, which you know is kind of important to a baby like me!
I really enjoy when Mommy gets home from "work". We spend time on the couch with her holding me and i make sure she stays up later than normal so I an get plenty of that! It seems that they have figured this out though. They keep switching up on me! When Mommy has to be at work in the morning, the Chubanator takes the feeding and butt cleaning duties! Now it isn't any fun if I can't make them tired when they go to work!!! What is baby supposed to do here? Well, I am smart, I will figure this out and report back to you on the new games I come up with!
Sierra "Milton Bradley" LaRue — with Lee Meadows LaRueSierra's Diary:
Hey, Hey Hey! What can I say? A baby growing up in here!Had a really good time recently with the Grandma coming down for a visit! She was really sweet and nice to me! She let Mommy and captain Pork knuckle go out and have some time to themselves(not sure what that is all about)! Me and mommy have been hanging out every night till daddy Gets home from "work". Now let me tell you about this sneaky S.O.B.! He comes in at night smelling of bacon and blackened fish, feeds me a bottle and puts me in my swing, and BAM! I wake up and it is 5 freakin am! What in the land of frozen freakin tundra is going on around here! I am the one that is supposed to rule the night! I am Princess of the all nighters! O.K., I got this! Wait till he sees what I have up my diaper for him! You sir, are going to wake up to the baby slap of a life time! You are going to the hospital with shaken Daddy syndrome!
Sierra "Watch your back little mister!" LaRue!
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