OK! It started out as a fine day indeed! Woke up and was fed breakfast by the Consumer of the Carnitas (daddy), and let me tell you, that man can make a mean bottle! He then performed what he refers to as "bootie duty". Why doesn't he just clean my butt and get it over with! Then we go through the daily dance of picking out my clothes. He always ask if I think they are nice and I just smile at the poor guy. I need a onesie that reads "Don't blame mommy, dad dressed me today!". That pork knuckle sure does try though.
Now comes the fun part! He puts me in napping jail, that would be a car seat to the rest of you, and loads me into the car and we head out to the pet store! I think this is where he grocery shops for my two furry sisters. We roll around and peek in at like they are freaking crazy! They talk like they have never had a conversation "EVER"! I am human here! When we are checking out, the cashier says "she is being so good". What does this Gothic freak thing I am, some misbehaved cretin! i know how to hold my own in public! Not like this fat knuckle dragger that is pushing me around. A baby has got to know how to act up in here!
Then it is a bank run for us. Now seeing how the bank moved right next to a burger joint, guess where freak show goes when we are done at the bank? You guessed it! Ordered up a big fat bacon cheese burger! He will regret that when we get home, me being his personal trainer and all. If he doesn't work hard, I will baby slap that pork smell right off of him!
When we got home we both have our lunch. He decides he needs to be doing something other than paying attention to be. Big mistake! I had to let him know not to do that again and gave him a little "bootie duty" surprise! BOOM! Ignore me will you.
OK, it is time to work the Chubanator till he can't stand up. Cardio and chest and biceps!
Love You Guys!
Sierra "Well Behaved" LaRue
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