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On my .5 Birthday, my Daddy loads me up and takes me back to see the doctor! I haven't coughed, had a runny nose, nothing! There was some good news when we got there though. The Pretty One comes out to the car and walks us in to the office!! It is always good to see my Mommy! Anyway, even though I haven't had more than a couple of boogies, I am taken back to the doctor! We sit in the exam room so long that dad says They need to change my diaper again. Finally the doctor shows up and asked my parents a few questions about how I am doing. This guy always launches into a story that he thinks is related to what Mommy and Captain Carnitas have told him. He then examines me and says that I am the picture of perfect development. Thanks for the vote of confidence Captain Obvious! Just Look at the Baby! Of Course! Now comes the part I really don't get. This lady, I will call her Nurse !@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&* Ratchet, comes in and ask my parents to hold me still and pulls out two broadswords and starts stabbing me in my pretty legs. This is not the first time my parents have turn against me in this setting! We are going to need to sit down and have a discussion about loyalty here! One unit, One family! Quit letting this lady injure me here! My leg modeling career is on the line ! Dad and Mom held me and made me feel better though. It was all good in the end!
Sierra "Stop Poking Me With the Needles" LaRue
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