What the hades were these people thinking!

Me and Grandma!

4 Months: OK, Who the hades come up with this whole long road trip thing! Whoever it was, did not have to sit in a freakin car seat for nine hours! Mommy and the fat Pork Knuckle thought they were going to sit up front and just cruise all the way up to Iowa and just be one peaceful car ride. YEAH RIGHT! A baby can only sleep so much. Granted I do like a soothing car ride, But after about 3.5 hrs, a baby get hungry, So the Pretty one gets in the back with me. Changes me while Daddy fills the tank and grabs a "red Bull", whatever that is. It is really nice riding with my Mommy, she talks to me and plays with me. But, even that runs a little short. Enough on that, We get to Iowa, and of course, everyone was happy to see me! Grandma was there, but it had been such a long time, it was really good to see her. I finally got to meet Grandpa Mike, he is funny, I like him a lot! All of this and Wednesday is just now winding down.

Four generations of awesome!

   Now Thursday is here and I am being loaded back into this car seat thing! We head out on a short drive(thank God) to my Great-grandma's house. We get there and shortly after we do Grandma and Great-grandma get there and they all sit down to lunch. You would think after 4 months of me being here, these rocket scientist would figure out that when they do that, I am going to want to join, but noooooooooo, I have to remind them every time it happens! Now that we have that straightened out, we get down to what is important! The loving of the baby! There was lots of passing and kissing, My Great-grandma keeps telling me that I am great! she was pretty cool too! We go back to Grand-mas house and relax and get ready to do some Tacos. These must be good, because Captain Carnitas was just about to drool on himself. Silly man, that is my job! They where good! These people finally figure out just how important my bouncy seat is to me and every one's happiness. Mommy and Daddy head out to see what they can find to put in it's place. They went into target and found this wonderful rocker for me to use! It vibrates and has these things that hang down and I was just fascinated by them! For the first time, I start reaching up an playing with these thing and start cooing more than I ever have! They were fun!

Me and my Uncle Jon!

  Now Saturday started off pretty cool. My Uncle Jon and his Girlfriend Chanda come to visit. We all sit around the table and talk and I am passed around like a freakin photo album. Uncle john had brought some stuff for lunch, and everyone enjoyed the salami and Fat Boy kept dropping stuff out of his mouth say how good it was. At this point me, mom and Daddy go take a much needed nap. Then we get up and join Jon and Chanda out on the deck over looking the lake. Jon pulls out this beer( I could have told my uncle not to do this in front of the Bacon Bather) and pours it in different glasses and passes it around the table and talks about the brewery and stuff that Daddy thought was pretty cool. It is getting close to dinner time and uncle Jon pulls some stuff out and the King of the Grill gets up and starts to go to work. Cooks everything and everyone dives in and seems to enjoy themselves. I go hangout with my Grand-ma and my furry relatives and Mommy, Jon, Chanda, and Daddy go down stairs to watch a movie called the Hobbit. When that was over my Mommy came and got me! Bed time for the Bit!      

Me rocking out!

   Well, Sunday brings the departure of Uncle Jon and Chanda. I have to let them hold me and spread the joy that I spread. It's kind of what I do. When they head out we all just relax and hang out saying how nice it was to see everyone. Now tonight i get to have my first "sleep over"! My Grand-ma and my furry sister and cousins all get in the bed and watch TV and hang out. This is lots of fun. I have no Idea why Mommy or Daddy would miss all of this fun. I forgot to tell you that dad cooked again(I know, big freakin surprise!).
   OK, Sunday these strange people that call themselves my parents, load me back into this freak car jail and put me in the backseat again. To tell the truth, at the time I am not that upset. I am still tired and we are just going to be rolling down the road. So The Prince of the Pork Chop gets up front to drive. My Mommy gets in the back and starts pounding something called Dramamine, I think, and curls up and puts her head on my jail and we start rilling down the road. I was not ask my permission, but my "Father" pulls over at this place called Kearny, Mo. He says he is meeting someone that he went to high school  together with.

Me and Ms. Tera!

This is one of the nicest and funniest ladies I have ever met! She seems to like me too! We sat around a table at a restaurant and did the passing me around thing and it was fun. Felt like a bottle of tequila at one of Fat Boy's parties! She made my Daddy turn beet red though! (did not think that could happen). She was telling Mommy about things in high school. Ms. Tera also brought me a nice new bikini when she met me. I will be modeling this soon! Just like the rest of the times we meet people there is always goodbyes and thank yous and wish we could do this more oftens.
 We get back in the car and start back towards home! If you need to know anymore, check the first of this blog!
Sierra "Don't fence me in" LaRue!