Monday, September 12, 2016

Hey, hey, hey!
It has been quite a while since I have been able to put something new out! I blame the Daddy! You know him as Pork Knuckle from my past blogs. We have moved to Iowa, and doing pretty good.
I am getting to go to school now. I am seeing lots of other kids and have really good teachers. My Grandma is my daycare, could it get any nicer than that? The pretty one (Mommy) is working her booty off right now. I get to spend a lot of time with her though. I think she called it working from home, not sure what she means by that, but I will take the time with her. If I feel that I am not getting all the attention I need all I have to do is get real quiet and for some reason people come looking for me. This is usually comes with a "what are you doing?" not too sure about all of that though.
       I have grown quite a bit. I keep seeing Mommy and Captain Carnitas putting these things they call knives up in higher places. All that does is make me want to find a way to get to them more. Bacon boy says that Mommy sent him a text last night, damning him for how sharp his knives are.
These people bought me a new house. It is really big and I have my toys and stuff all over it. Don't know why the staff( Mommy and Knuckle Dragger) huff and puff when they are putting my toys away. Not sure why they put them away, it isn't like I am not going to pull them out as soon as they are done.
   I have a really nice play set outside, just wish I could get out there more. I keep hearing Daddy say something about "come on lottery!" not sure what that is all about, but I think it has something to do with getting outside and not working nearly as much.
   Daddy has a "man cave". I have done him a favor and decorated it with my toys for him. He gets a little cranky when all we watch is Disney Jr in the man cave. I guess I will understand this sports thing one day, but for now it is Mickey and me!
Well that is what I have for now, someone is stating to put my toys away, I have to correct them.
See Ya Soon,
Sierra "Not Enough Toys" LaRue

Monday, June 15, 2015

11/2 years and still kicking! Despite the Pork Knuckle!

   Ok, I know it has been a long time since I have given you guys an update. Hey a Toddler has got things to do! Running around, given Captain Carnitas heart attacks, and learning and loving on the Pretty one!
   I get to go to my NoNo's (nana) 5 days a week and we play outside and swim. I get to hang out with her dogs and we share a lot of food together. It seems that if I don't like it, they do, weird huh? I get movie time and nap time there too!
   I get to go to swimming class once a week with my Mommy! It is fun and I really like playing in the water! I see Pork Boy every morning. He sings silly songs and changes me. He then asks me what I want to wear. Just put some clothes on me and let's get this day going already! There morning shows I like to get in before we get out of the house. Get my breakfast and some milk you slow man! Every morning it is the same thing! He will learn one day!
   Ok, I am headed out to see my NONO!
Sierra "Change The Chanel" LaRue

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Mommy is going to have a Birthday!!!!

Feeling good with the parental units!
   Happy St. Paddy's Day everyone! I know it has been awhile since I have put a blog out, but a Baby has been busy! I have been walking and running around this house making sure these people know who's house this is!I rearrange the draws and cabinets. I really like the pantry, throwing the cans of stuff everywhere(the tuna is the best). We have been going in the back yard and I get to do what Pork Boy calls the drunken sailor. Not too sure what that is, but it sure does make him and Mommy laugh really hard. There are new things to explore and see! Daddy keeps jumping up and taking things away from me, and I think that is really funny! Never knew a Giggling Pork Knuckle could move like that.
   I am a little frustrated though. I redecorate this house everyday, and when I wake up in the morning, all of my work has been undone. I think I am going to have to Baby Slap the poopie out someone for this. My never ending work to make this house pretty is going for naught! I keep pulling the clothes out of the basket and putting them where I think they should go and Mommy seems to get angry and refolds them and puts them back in the basket. I put my toys where I want them and yet again, someone puts them in that big bucket thingy in the corner.
   Ok enough about that! Mommy has a Birthday coming up this Saturday! My Daddy and I are going to smoke some pork butts(go figure that one) for a party this weekend! There are going to be lots of people and food! I will have to entertain these folks, but for my Mommy, I will do it! It is the Pretty One's day! She deserves to be pampered! She does so much for me and Captain Carnitas that we should be doing more for her. I don't get why Daddy says he has to "work" and not be able to do more, but It is what it is. If you are in the "hood", you are more than welcome to come over and celebrate with us. you know Fat Boy is going to cook enough food!
Till next time!
Sierra "Party Planner" LaRue!

Someone is about to have a Birthday!!!!!

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Certain Things I could do Without!

Me not feeling it!
   There are a few things that I have found out that I don't like very well! First of all, this whole fever and not being able to breath thing has got to go! I enjoy my sleep, but when these things are happening to me, I have to be held and it seems that it causes problems for my Mommy and the Pork Knuckle. Something about being up all night holding me makes them tired and cranky. It should make them happy, I am letting them hold me after all. Now I like to eat like the next baby. Getting these teeth in is driving me crazy. I will put the bite down on some stuff, but these things coming through my gums are not good for a Baby's attitude! I mean why? What is the reason for this never ending torture that is teething?!?!? When I have the FREAK of Nature that is my father looking at me with pity, I am not doing well.
   Ok, I have to give a shout out to Captain Carnitas. He has started a program for people with mental and physical challenges. It is a sports program that will have a focus on veterans. He might not be smart. His knuckles might drag the ground, but he is mine and Daddy is trying to do some good in this pain filled world( !@#$&^%$# this teething!)Here is how you can find out more and see if you might want to help outClick here to support Arkansas Adaptive Sports by Joe LaRuewww.gofundme.comWe are a new start up organazation that is trying to serve physically and mentally challenged persons through the use of sports. We will be mostly using water sports at first but will also be using golf, biking, rock climbing and anything else that we can get people out doing.
Pork Knuckles Project!
Well that is what I have for this time!
Sierra "Orajel" LaRue

Monday, December 1, 2014

Thief!

Hanging with Mommy in Iowa!
   I have never stolen anything in my life!!!! Fat Boy keeps calling me a thief! He keeps going on about me having his heart. I have looked everywhere! In my toys, in my crib, and even in my diapers! I have seen no hearts anywhere! If he would quit hugging and kissing on me and give a Baby a hand in looking, we might be able to find that Pork Flavored heart of his! He was even saying these things in front of Mommy, Grand Ma, Grand Pa, Chanda and Uncle Jon! No one took up for me! I better start getting some support around here, or I am going to have to Baby Slap the  Diaper out of someone!
   On a lighter note, they threw a early birthday party for me! it was fun! Balloons, singing and my favorite part, CUPCAKES! my Daddy was really unsure of this, he kept talking about my first sugar intake. I have no idea what he was blathering about. It was off the chain. I ate it. I squeezed it. I even shoved it up my nose. IT WAS AWESOME!
Well that is what I have for today!
Sierra "I am not a thief" LaRue